Is it only me, or do other people have an issue with hospital gowns?
Since I have recently been in the hospital, the problems with the hospital gown is fresh in my mind.
What's wrong with hospital gowns you say? Well, they always want the opening at the back. So then they have eleven different strings to so call close it. Well, I can't reach the strings! And if I get the strings it's only one and I tie a knot and everything falls open. If I do get the strings , I can't tie a knot backwards. If I do get the knot tied up it's so loose, it might as well not be tied. Anyway, if you do get strings tied you walk around with your butt hanging out and I don't like that . Who does?
I've tried being rebellious and tying at the front but exposure at the front is worse than the back and anyway they just tell you to go back and tie the gown at the back. Yes, I tried it.
I've thought of just not putting the gown on and walk out in all my glory, but I think there's a law against nudity in public. Besides that, I think the people at the hospital may decide not to treat me.
So I will have to hope that I don't have to go anywhere where I have to put on the dreaded gown.
So this last time the micro manager was with me and she tied the string properly.
