Monday, February 27, 2023

ANOTHER LESSON BY THE VACUUM CLEANER

       Today that darn vacuum cleaner played another nasty trick on me.

       I have a couple of pairs of black socks. Quite often there are quite a few white particles on them. The white particles are probably from dry skin .

      Well, today I decided to clean some of the white dust off the socks before I washed them. I thought this would be a quick and easy job. Little did I know that the vacuum cleaner had other ideas. I have a central vacuum system which works well.

     So I was kneeling on the floor vacuuming the socks. I guess I was trying to move the sock in a different position and left it on the floor for a split second. In the split second the sock disappeared. The normal reaction is to turn the vacuum off as soon as possible. 

     Now this has happened before so I take a four ft. handle from a paint roller and shake it down the hose. If the sock is in the hose the handle will push it out. So I went through the process and no sock appeared. So I'm hoping the sock isn't stuck in the line someplace and will block the line.

     So downstairs and look in the vacuum canister and there was my sock in a much worse condition than before.

    So the next time I vacuum socks I will have them tied down so they don't blow away on me!

40 comments:

  1. Uh, and we all thought the washing machine ate individual socks. Maybe just try washing them and putting them in the dryer. While you're waiting on the dryer, spoil yourself with some plain lotion on your footsies, or even plain baby oil. You could even just put the speckled socks in the dryer just to get the speckles off. But watch, out; dryers can eat socks! Linda in Kansas

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    1. You've got the picture and I get it that the vacuum cleaner isn't for cleaning socks.

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  2. I feel you on this one! the number of things i have inadvertently vacuumed up doesn't bear thinking about. It never ends well :)

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    1. I've been lucky to find all my misvacuumed things.

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  3. Well, sorry Red but I chuckled at this one. Glad you got your sock back though and it didn’t clog the hose.

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  4. Why not try vacuuming them on your feet - don't expect the cleaner will suck you up into its innards!

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  5. It is an interesting way to clean the socks. Take care, enjoy your day!

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    1. It's an interesting way to clean socks but it doesn't work.

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  6. Tie 'em down, that's the ticket!

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    1. Maybe I should be like everybody else and stick them in the washer.

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  7. Those vacuum cleaners are cunning and voracious beasts!

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    1. I'm sure many people would agree with you and they have the experience to go with it.

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  8. That's something I wouldn't do. Of course since my apartment is bare floors, I have no need of a vacuum cleaner.

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    1. Well I just proved that you are right not to vacuum socks.

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  9. You have a central vacuum system?!!! I am jealous.

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  10. The lesson is don't vacuum your socks, Red!

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  11. I've never heard of anybody pre-cleaning socks before washing them!

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    1. Well these socks were a mess and I thought I could make them nice again.

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  12. Gotta luv this post! It literally made me laugh out loud. I can just imagine you vacuuming socks that are tied down. Suggestion: Use that “super wash” setting on the washing machine. Yeah, it takes a couple of hours, but I have yet to see it fail to get something clean. 😊

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    1. I'm sure I had a very surprised look on my face.

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  13. I would think that normal washing and drying should take care of it, but I am just a guy.

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    1. Maybe I shouldn't have told anybosd about this episode.

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  14. The sock eating monster!!!!

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  15. LOL! This sounds like something I would do, except nowadays I'm lucky just to get the socks in the washer and dryer. They come out clean as a whistle every time, by the way, no matter how bad they were going in :)

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    1. O thing this was an issue of static and the stuff didn't really come off in the wash.

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  16. That's an interesting way to clean your socks, never heard of that before. I wonder what the mirco manager thought.

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    1. I'm probably the only one in the world to try it.

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  17. Oh Red, this post gave me a good laugh. In trying to fix something, it got much worse! :-)

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    1. It happened so fast it took a second to figure out what happened.

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  18. OK, I have to admit, I'm laughing at the idea of vacuuming socks!! I have a feeling the Micro-Manager might have something to say about this.

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  19. That was funny and it may be an excuse to buy some new socks!

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  20. That is funny! I've lost a few items to the vacuum cleaner!

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  21. Kay of Musings: Ouch with the socks! Art is very creative with how he gets things done too… which also leads to some fun outcomes. I hope you have lots more socks in your drawer.

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  22. Oh my. I cannot think of all the things I've sucked up! Cat toys!

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