Yes I mean the kind of hotty where females are attracted to me. Well some of you have already said there's something funny here. There's a story behind this one. Something is being twisted here.
Yes, there's a story.
I'm a regular walker. I walk the same route. I visit with people and their dogs. Sometimes I tell people too much for my own good. There's a beaver dam and bridge where people visit and watch beavers. One day a somewhat elderly woman showed up. She had bright pink hair and said she was 79 , a hairdresser and still working. She was talkative and nosy. She asked people questions that were very out of line.
A few days later I met the same woman. She was driving by in her car. She would stop in much the same place. One day she commented that she had a nice car. A few days later she asked if I wanted a ride in her car.
I figured out why she stopped me in the same place. She saw me walk by her place and jumped in her car and caught up to me.
That was just far too creepy. I changed my walking route and got rid of her.
Well, you old dog.
ReplyDeleteWhat would your Mrs. say!!?? So fun that you used the word "hotty"!
ReplyDeleteRed thought he was a “hotty,” admired from afar,
ReplyDeleteTill pink hair came chasing him down in her car!
He changed up his route, and wisely took flight,
Some kinds of romance just don’t feel quite right!
See someone other than your wife wants you!
ReplyDeleteThat's a laugh out loud post. And I love John's poem.
ReplyDeleteThank you Linda!
DeleteStill being chased by the ladies:)
ReplyDeleteAnd does she know or care that you are married? You handled that well.-Christine cmlk79.blpgspot.com
ReplyDeleteWow! You've still got it!
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is, did you tell the micro manager :) I thought you handled it well also.
ReplyDeleteWow! You were being stalked! LOL
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